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Basque Japanese (Euskara-Nihongo / ใในใฏๆฅๆฌ่ช) is a fictional hybrid dialect combining Basque and Japanese, spoken by approximately ~720,000 (honorifically estimated) speakers in The Fictional Prefecture of Donostia-ken (ใใในใใฃใข็). Basque Japanese emerged from the fictional "Hasekura-Euskal Encounter" of 1615, when the historical Japanese embassy of Hasekura Tsunenaga to Europe took an extended fictional detour through the Basqu...
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Basque Japanese features a Jai-Alai Tea Ceremony where matcha is hurled at 150 km/h?
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Slavic-Semitic Hybrid โข ~2.3 million imaginary
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Uralic-Bantu Hybrid โข ~890,000 theoretical
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Celtic-Sinitic Hybrid โข ~1.2 million (disputed by everyone)
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Germanic-Niger-Congo Hybrid โข ~560,000 (according to the sagas)
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Kartvelian-Dravidian Hybrid โข ~430,000 (unverified by anyone)
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Isolate-Japonic Hybrid โข ~720,000 (honorifically estimated)
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Na-DenรฉโRomance Hybrid โข ~310,000 (gesticulating wildly)
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Uralic-Austronesian Hybrid โข ~670,000 (focused)